Congratulations to the United States of America for discontinuing the oppression of our best dressed! I tip my hat to you, with pride, with confidence and with a little burst of glitter. I felt very moved when I heard the news. The feels ran through me in much the same way as when I watch … Continue reading On Love and Marwaige [Marriage]
“Hello Mary.” She welcomed me as I entered a small building that smelled of fresh paint and carpet. It was a Monday. Big life events rarely happen on Mondays, but I had the distinct feeling that this could be very important. And I wasn't allowed to wear shoes. Nothing good ever happens with shoes on anyway. … Continue reading On Love and Filling the Empty
There are a lot of things that I have learned in the last year (plus), one of those things being that I can rarely leave a depressing blog post up by it's lonesome for more than 24 hours. It makes me itchy. I, unfortunately, have nothing hilarious to write about, except maybe the kindergarten yoga … Continue reading On Love and Pinteresting
Currently, as we speak, Secret Service men are tapping my cellphone and hacking my Gmail account because I've been flagged as a potential fan-amaniac of one, Barack Obama. This is partially because I Googled "Barack Obama's Dayton motorcade" to see if he might drive by my house, and partially because my boyfriend has an affinity … Continue reading On love and B.O.